Things that will never be cool

EvilKat, Poverty, C and I created this list a divey bar in Portland a few months ago. Luckily our waiter was a hipster who could confirm whether hipsters had appropirated various items on this list. We oriented our list towards things hipsters would never become cultish about, either honestly or ironically.
We also decided that "Underestimating the Mumu" would be an awesome band name.

Things that will never be cool
1. All-inclusive vacations
2. Looney tunes
3. Pedicure toe separators
4. Kid Rock
5. JDate
6. Regular, homogenized, non-organic 2% milk
7. The chicken dance
8. Sub-saharan Africa (with the exception of South Africa)
9. Orlando, Florida
10. Fake clown noses
11. Hot topic
12. Being a competitive diver
13. Telling your friends how much you love them when you are sober
14. Tanning booths
15. Believing in crystals
16. USA Today
17. Suburbs
18. Dark Star Orchestra